queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via maniacs-new-love-song)

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

image

(via epic-humor)

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(via complicatedsunderstated)

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via embracing-obscurity)

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

(via maniacs-new-love-song)

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

(via seri0uslyb0red)

"It was probably nothing but it felt like the world."
- Morrissey, Autobiography (via praises)

(Source: psych-facts, via praises)

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noragami-jones:

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

i hope none of us never have to, but yeah

(via venture-withme)