bunsen:

trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

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(via delenaheaven)

"Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier"

Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)

The logic hahahahaha

(via kennakittymeow)

(Source: paralacking, via the-lost-girl-peter-forgot)

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via yelled)

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(Source: basedheisenberg, via yourlittlecrybaby)